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Don't Try This Unless...

Idling away on social media one rainy afternoon, I happened on an app that said 'celebrity lookalike' and on a whim dowloaded it. I was curious. I thought, 'why not try it?'. I took the plunge and went down the rabbit role.

First one up was Maria Cristina de Hapsburg. Meh.

Took my hair down and got Zoe Saldana. She's gorgeous so that's a nice compliment.

Anna Kendrick. I'll take that. Young and pretty

BONO??? I'm being compared to BONO?? ARE YOU F......G KIDDING ME????

Bald Jeff Bezos. 97% match. I am officially a freak

I don't give a rat's ass that I look like Lorraine Bracco, though she is pretty. And it's only 71%. I look sooo much more like the two previous celebrities. Great. What an ego boost. Deleting this stupid hijueputa app immediately.

Moral of the story? Don't try this unless you want to look like Bono.


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